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...what? [Jul. 28th, 2006|02:24 pm]
[Current Mood | indescribable]



No comment.
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106 user icons? [Apr. 18th, 2006|09:34 pm]
[Current Mood | calm]

*frowns* I need more icons.
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I await my offerings of pr0n. [Apr. 17th, 2006|06:37 pm]
[Current Mood | determined]

All those who do not bring them to me promptly will be Force choked.

I accept chocolate in lieu of pr0n, should none be available with which to provide me, for I am a reasonable Dark Lord of the Sith.
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(no subject) [Dec. 12th, 2005|07:44 am]
[Current Mood | giddy]

I see that the Dark Side is strong in Livejournal... it does my heart good. Besides, I get turned on watching women fight.
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(no subject) [Dec. 9th, 2005|08:08 pm]
Someone dressed in a red and white suit and ringing bells in my ear kept asking me for change.

So I Force choked him.

Also, the more I learn about this "Christmas" the more uneasy I feel about it. It seems that it surrounds someone who was born of a mother and had no father save God. I can't worship someone who was born under the same circumstances I was. It feels...wrong. I find their faith disturbing.
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(no subject) [Dec. 9th, 2005|07:59 pm]
VADER_MUSE'S WOLFSHEIM SONG LYRIC IS

how long have you been free
in this world of hate and greed
is it black or is it white
let's find another compromise

and our future´s standing still
we're dancing in the spotlight
where is the leader who leads me
i'm still waiting

leaving home
and god is on your side
dividing sparrows from the nightingales
watching all the time
dividing water from the burning fire
inside

~ "The Sparrows And The Nightingales" from No Happy View

YOUR USERNAME:
created by xianvox and oizys
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(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2005|06:36 pm]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February [info]darth_minous and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Thursday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I bought porn for [info]darth_vader (10 points). In July I set [info]vaderlicious's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (920 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
vader_muse

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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Holidays for the Sith Lord. [Nov. 28th, 2005|06:38 pm]
[Current Mood | excited]

[info]alenaofriol has been explaining to me about this holiday season many people celebrate on Earth. Apparently many of you give out gifts to others.

How kind. How fortunate.

Here is a list of gifts which I want this year from my squeeing fangirls loyal supporters:

1) Fanfic about me, Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith! Especially if it features the death of Obi-Wan or Palpatine, and perhaps even sparing me the "immolation" on Mustafar. There will be songs of praise for you for decades to come in the Galactic Empire for those that give me this present.

2) Cookies. Lots of cookies. I especially love chocolate chip, and sugar cookies.

3) An ever increasing harem. Applications are still being accepted.

4) A tie-fighter.

5) The galaxy to rule over, with adoring fangirls loyal supporters at my side.

I think this list will do for now, but it may be amended later. Please, stay tuned for updates. You won't be sorry unless you don't send me a present.
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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2005|12:54 am]
[Current Mood | amused]

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It's not easy being adored. [Oct. 19th, 2005|09:53 pm]
[Current Mood | confused]

Could you Earth people please explain to me this "Halloween" thing?

There have been a number of my officers who have returned from your planet with news of these costume stores selling what appears to be my suit--voice changer boxes even come with some of these ridiculous items. Apparently it is very popular on your world to dress up like me.

I plan to show up on Earth on Halloween. At the very least, I may attract enough women to start a small harem. I also hope to pummel into oblivion meet some of these fools admirers who happen to be dressed like me.

Look out for me. I may be among you, dressed as myself.
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A correction. [Aug. 22nd, 2005|06:41 pm]
[Current Mood | enraged]

*clears his throat*

If I could have your attention, I would like to say something.

There seems to be a...rumor...that is being spread which disturbs me. I would like to state, for the record, that I am as much of a man at present as I was before my battle with Obi-Wan on Mustafar.

You may take that as you will.


-DV, Lord of the Sith

PS The fangirl squeeing cries of my most passionate supporters may commence.
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(no subject) [Aug. 5th, 2005|08:06 pm]
[Current Mood | predatory]

My thoughts of the week can be summarized by quoting the following posts:


The most ridiculous thing to come out of Obi-Wan's mouth? Air.

I find their lack of taste disturbing.


Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side, my friends. Mock it if you will, but mark my words, one day you will regret it.
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Decisions, decisions... [Jul. 16th, 2005|12:06 pm]
[Current Mood | contemplative]

I am debating of the best and more glorious way to dispose of the Emperor. He has earned an honorable yet fantastic death, and many ideas have come into my mind as to how to accomplish this.

The old "slice him neatly in half with a lightsaber" just won't do. I need something more...fanciful.

This post has nothing, absolutely nothing to do with him interrupting me in the middle of having sex with [info]alenaofriol.
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Offerings [Jul. 1st, 2005|09:15 pm]
[Current Mood | determined]

When will more people provide me with offerings of hot erotica fan fiction devoted to me, Lord Vader?

Suffocations will continue until offerings come in!
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Redecoration, Sith style [Jun. 26th, 2005|11:09 pm]
[Current Mood | content]

Thanks to [info]acaciah's efforts, I now have a mood theme, which I find to be very expressive of my emotions. A new background image is also in place.

I enjoy this Livejournal very much. I hope to use it in order to score more squeeing fangirls further the interests of the Empire.
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Altars and offerings to the Sith Lord [Jun. 24th, 2005|08:24 pm]
[Current Mood | content]

It has come to my attention recently through an anonymous source that some Sith Lord worshipful devotees fangirls are creating shrines and altars in my honor, decorated with minature figurines of myself, posters, and pictures.

The question of whether or not I will tolerate such behavior? Yes, provided that the appropriate offerings are provided. I will accept the following:

1) Chocolate, preferably dark chocolate. I hear a dark chocolate Godiva bar is on one such altar. Most impressive.

2) Figurines of Obi-Wan being tortured, maimed, or burnt. This will please me greatly....

Also, a note...if you offer Emperor Palpatine tied to a certain operating table, being tortured, or roasted in some way I will be especially grateful and most pleased I would not advice such things. The Emperor would be quite incensed to hear that his image was being used in such a manner although I find that it suits him well.
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A message from the Dark Lord of the Sith [Jun. 16th, 2005|09:53 pm]
[Current Mood | determined]

It has come to my attention as of late that there are numerous individuals, self-titled, "fangirls," who have been referring to me...as cute.

For the record, I am not cute. I am a Dark Lord of the Sith. The word "cute" is not only undignified, but belongs to such creatures as fluffy bunnies in meadows.

I am not a fluffy bunny in a meadow. I am a Sith Lord. Never forget that.


-Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith
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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2005|12:20 am]
[Current Mood | curious]

Rainbow sprinkles?
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2005|06:48 pm]
[Current Mood | irate]

Anyone who insinuates that I sucked the soul of Padme and that this was the real cause of death, will be Force choked and then thrown out of an airlock sent off into space with my kindest regards, minus any protective clothing or oxygen tanks.
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Livejournal is the key to ruling the Empire [Jun. 8th, 2005|10:10 pm]
[Current Mood | cheerful]

I must confess, I very much appreciate my fan following.
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procrastinating again, are we? [Jun. 4th, 2005|11:27 am]
[Current Mood | busy]

Alena, aren't you supposed to be working on your writing?

Don't make me crack the whip.

*taps food impatiently*

In the meantime, I will pay attention to all of my fangirls. Perhaps they will serve as proper inspiration to write really good sex scenes starring me.
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My people have spoken... [Jun. 1st, 2005|08:16 pm]
It appears that due to the responses in the poll, I must spend more time with my fangirls and start taking on Sith apprentices if I am to secure my position in the galaxy as its ruler.

I shall begin doing so.
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Because your opinion means so much to me... [May. 30th, 2005|11:07 pm]
[Current Mood | optimistic]

...really. It does. And not just because of the cookies and squeeing avid support which I have received so much of these days.

Poll #503480 If I manage to overthrow Palpatine and rule the galaxy, what should I do first?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 26

What should I do once I overthrow Palpatine and become ruler of the galaxy?

View Answers

Make many statues of meeeee, Lord^H^H^H^H Emperor Vader
2 (7.7%)

Institute enough reforms to leave the galaxy squeeing with delight, then force them all to do my laundry
1 (3.8%)

Spend lots of time with fangirls. Lots.
12 (46.2%)

Gain a new Sith apprentice, preferably a lovely, nubile young woman who will initially resist my advances, then give in to the Dark Side^H^H^H^H^ them
6 (23.1%)

Toilet paper Coruscant, then have a Mardi Gras styled keg party
4 (15.4%)

Other (post in comment)
1 (3.8%)

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How sweet, an offering for me [May. 30th, 2005|07:30 pm]
[Current Mood | touched]

Alena, this will live on my memory for a very long time. Thank you.
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Trachea crushing time! [May. 26th, 2005|10:11 am]
[Current Mood | cranky]

I've compiled a list of people whose throats need to be strangled, either through the Force or by my own hand.

1) Obi-Wan Kenobi.
He always succeeds at being at the top of lists like this. It's his most successful accomplishment. I have yet to track him down to kill him like he deserves, but I someday I will manage. The Force has a way.

2) Grand Moff Tarkin.
Palpatine likes him. That's why he's still alive. [info]alenaofriol has offered her silence should he "accidently" get pushed out of an airlock, or blown up as the ship he is on is destroyed. We shall see.

3) Emperor Palpatine.
Unfortunately, he's my Master so I can do nothing until the moment is right, and I can finally do away with him and rule the galaxy.

4) Other Jedi in existence.
Maybe line them up, one by one, and have each one choked after the other, rather like one of those "sports waves." Can you imagine it? Each one clutching their throat as the one to the right of them does so. It would perhaps be a work of performance art.

That is the list so far. I guess I will have to make do with the staff when they fail to carry out my orders.
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At last, an offering! [May. 23rd, 2005|09:55 pm]
[Current Mood | pleased]

I now have a paid account, as befitting a Dark Lord of the Sith. Surely I could not settle for just a free account.

I am pleased. Perhaps my Empire can be better ruled with some of these new features.

Ah, "polls". Yes, these will be good. And more icons displaying my powerful, awe-inspiring exterior. And more fangirls can squee at them.
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A show of hands [May. 23rd, 2005|09:39 am]
[Current Mood | curious]

All in favor of my giving peace to the Empire by making Palpatine into pieces, say aye.

Of course, this is not a democracy anymore. I just want to know who can be counted on to support the Empire and myself as Emperor.
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A community celebrating me [May. 22nd, 2005|01:07 pm]
[Current Mood | touched]

In all of my glory as a Sith Lord, I never could've possibly have dreamed of this:

[info]au_vader

So many fangirls, worshipping me! I shall rule the galaxy, and they will be my staunch supporters. They can help me bring peace and rule throughout the world.

I am truly the Chosen One.
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Surely you must be joking. [May. 19th, 2005|12:11 pm]
[Current Mood | determined]

No, Han Solo did NOT beat me in the Kessel Run!

Lies! Rumors and lies!

*makes a note to find Alena and give her a sound lecture...*
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Phantom exchange [May. 18th, 2005|03:06 pm]
[Current Mood | chipper]
[Current Music |Music of the Night]

Tonight I am going to meet a very interesting gentleman for dinner. His name is Erik. He is a musical genius from a country known as France, located on the planet Earth.

He seems to have a penchant for black leather gloves and capes, and wears a mask. When he's not composing music, he frequently winds up having to kill various actors and stage hands so his lady love, Christine Daae, can star as the lead.

I think that we will have much in common to discuss. Perhaps I can teach him the effectiveness of the Force choke versus the lasso...?
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I now have email. [May. 15th, 2005|11:22 pm]
[Current Mood | accomplished]

Naturally the Dark Lord of the Sith should have his own email account and not share it with his fangirl fic writing slave associates.

People can now write me at vader.muse @ gmail.com and ask questions. Perhaps even start an column like [info]growly_anakin.

However, I have to go offline now. There are Jedi to purge, and worlds to invade.
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I like my twin. [May. 15th, 2005|04:09 pm]
[Current Mood | contemplative]

I like my twin.

Alena, are you going to kill off the Emperor sooner in your fic? I want to have a shot at ruling the galaxy for once.
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Interesting. [May. 15th, 2005|11:38 am]
[Current Mood | awake]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/climb_anakin/66712.html?nc=19

Should I be disturbed or flattered? I think I'll settle on both.
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Let sleeping fangirls lie? [May. 14th, 2005|11:56 pm]
[Current Mood | curious]

Now what do I do when they're all sleeping?

Hm. This could prove to be quite the puzzle.
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I love my fan club. [May. 14th, 2005|10:13 pm]
[Current Mood | calm]

This new icon is charming. :)
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Got Force Choke? [May. 14th, 2005|08:09 pm]
[Current Mood | impatient]

Hey Alena? I trust this will be in the story when you're done?

( lj cut because I'm feeling merciful... )

I now have my own livejournal. Strangely enough, after creating it, there was a disturbance in the Force, as if millions of fangirls were suddenly squeeing in delight. ;)

Speaking of squeeing, why are so many fangirls continually fixating on Anakin? Write me some good Vader fanfic! Don't make me destroy you! >:(
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